Here it goes :
1. If you do not buy yarn you will just spend money for food. Food will get eaten, but yarn stays.
2. What would you do while you sit in the doctors office, waiting for yet another strep test.
3. It is always nice to come armed to the PTA meeting.
4. It is more socially acceptable than drinking.
5. If it wont fit one kid , it will fit another(work in neutral colors).
6. It gives you something to do between a 2 a.m. feeding and the 3 a.m. changing.
7. Frogging channels the homicidal urges.