It is not like I have not been busy before, but now THIS?!
I mean besides having six kids and trying to get a “meanest Mommy on the block” award I also
love to craft, and I love to blog, and I am frantically trying to make a go of my Etsy Shop, waiting patiently for the mythical “Holiday rush”. It is not like I have nothing to do. Now I am stuck with THIS too? Thank you, but I am quite busy without putting “World Domination” on my “to do” list. There. I said it. And please do not ask me. I just do not have the time to take care of THIS too. Do those guys even know how many stitches you have to make to knit a sock. Are they willing to multiply it by two. And then by eight. I mean MY head is spinning here! I can not take care of everything!..
Now you might be wondering “What in the world is this about?”
Well, just take a look at this two YouTube videos. They are all about Jews – and that means me too, taking over the world, and dominating it. Really fun to watch. By the way, if you are wondering what our weapons are – simple, it is Harry Potter (I did not know he was Jewish).
And yes “Tom and Jerry”.
Bet you did not know that.
Well, what those people do not know is that there is a weapon more deadly, more insidious, more horrible – and it is – YARN. Are you trembling? Well, you should! After all the yarn has taken over so many people’s homes – anyone enjoying SABLE here (Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy)?..
It has taken over people’s lives – see Jane knit, see Jane being totally absorbed in her stitch count, see Jane not notice as her country is being taken over.
And then there are SHEEP! They are needed for wool, so they are multiplying, and pushing people from the land that was in they’re families since forever. Soon all people will only live in the cities and all the free land will belong to the sheep. And everyone will be required to knit or crochet, or at least macrame to use up the rapidly accumulating wool.
I am telling you, THIS is the real plan. And now, that I have given it away, I can breathe easier, cross off the “World Domination” from tomorrow’s “to do” list and go to sleep.